exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable)

Is your older brother hot
Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

(Source: emerant)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience)

thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

image

(Source: juno-no)

hyenadip:

Check it out!It’s your very own transparent dashcon ballpit!Go ahead and have a blast, click and drag it around your desktop.

lnnea:

my favourite color is cute boys

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

thats-slightly-raven:

feistie:

thats-slightly-raven:

I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.

maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)

OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.

suspend:

i think puberty works only for guys 

what-a-catch-missjackson:

So today in Design class the teacher asked if I would demonstrate how to cut a piece of wood at a certain angle and a girl in my class said “Zoe’s great at cutting! You should see her wrist” before I could even react the really quiet girl in my class got out of her seat punched the girl in the face without even saying a word.

(Source: bite-my-fucking-t0ngue)

flabofsteel:

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs