sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

(Source: prisonofsociety)

skypestripper:

snapchat must be fun for hot people

dutchster:

society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak

lilyjanescollins:

if leo gets the oscar tumblr will break

(Source: gwenstacye)

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit