|—||J.K. Rowling (via kushandwizdom)|
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
i’m on tumblr all the time because i need constant reassurance that i’m not the only one failing at life
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am
what if neighborhoods were organized by music genre
I’d probably have a lot more friends
I’m more attached to my hoodie than my family
microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé
this is the definition of power and status