meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

andinthatmomentisweariwasbatman:

i made my fb status “boys r gross” and my mom saw and told me to change it to say “except my brother” bc itll hurt his feelings

(Source: queerslytherin)

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

rlaph:

For why

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals)

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle)

bastille:

Age: 17

Occupation: Dancing Queen

Don’t promise when you’re happy,
Don’t reply when you’re angry and
Don’t decide when you’re sad.
anon (via invhale )

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me