Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
snapchat must be fun for hot people
society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me